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Topic: Infidelity: Alienation of Affection Lawsuits...Should They Exist?
BastardoPosted: 1/16/1998 4:01:00 PM - View this Thread

I own a car dealership. I sell Volkswagens for
$50,000 each.

Across the street, someone is selling Porsches.

He is taking away my customers. So I'm gonna sue him.

Topic: Beliefs: Athiesm: Burden of Proof
BastardoPosted: 1/16/1998 3:50:00 PM - View this Thread

NattyB-

what term would you use to mean: "A person who has no
belief in God?"

Topic: Beliefs: A Tale of Two Babies
BastardoPosted: 1/16/1998 3:40:00 PM - View this Thread

Zardoz- are you me? I have lived in both of those places...

Topic: Sex: Family Values
BastardoPosted: 1/16/1998 3:37:00 PM - View this Thread

Anyone think Anthrax is kidding? I do.

Topic: Sex: Lets Start a Word Association...
BastardoPosted: 1/16/1998 3:32:00 PM - View this Thread

Somebody say they wanted to fuck me?

Topic: Current Topic: Sideshow Miracle, 7 Babies.
BastardoPosted: 11/23/1997 10:36:00 AM - View this Thread

What does Michael Jackson look like, anyway?

Got to be good lookin' cuz he's so hard to see..

Topic: Sex: Gettin' down, Benetton style- Interracial sex and dating
BastardoPosted: 11/19/1997 2:30:00 PM - View this Thread

Um, some of them look good?

Topic: Infidelity: Adultery
BastardoPosted: 11/17/1997 12:35:00 AM - View this Thread

Watch out for those 'plutonic' friendships; they
can go nukyaler on ya.

Topic: Current Topic: What makes people go crazy?
BastardoPosted: 11/14/1997 11:47:00 PM - View this Thread

>There's a difference between shaking an infant too
forcefully, and sodomizing, killing, and dumping the
body of an 11 year old.

Yes. You would have to shake an 11-year old much HARDER to kill it.
Maybe if Louise were really, really big... she could even shake the parents
to death! Perhaps the judge, as well.

Moral: don't do things to babies that make them die. This includes shooting them
enough that they die, kicking them enough that they die, and shaking them enough that they die.

Topic: Sex: rape?
BastardoPosted: 11/14/1997 11:40:00 PM - View this Thread

I see what you are getting at, roger. you should refine your argument
a bit, though.

Topic: Sex: Appearances
BastardoPosted: 11/13/1997 5:20:00 PM - View this Thread

In general, men find attractive those features which are attractive. How does this compare with overall substance? It is a part of overall substance. I don't make that distinction.

Topic: Sex: Appearances
BastardoPosted: 11/9/1997 7:21:00 PM - View this Thread

What is attractive? That's difficult. Kindof like trying
to define "good music".

Waist narrower than hips. Legs long enough to create a line
that flows and is not 'stubby'. Curves(breasts, hips, butt) in proportion.
Facial features should be symmetrical. Nose should not be porcine. Lips should be
reasonably full. Chin should be present.

If the above criteria are met, and she is wearing only a spiked collar, it is a good
bet I would find this person attractive.

Topic: Sex: Appearances
BastardoPosted: 11/5/1997 3:35:00 PM - View this Thread

High. I am not attracted to women who are... unattractive. One of those
tautologies.

Topic: Sex: is cool
BastardoPosted: 11/5/1997 3:32:00 PM - View this Thread

Screwing teacher = child abuse
Masturbation = self abuse

Topic: Sex: Lets Start a Word Association...
BastardoPosted: 11/3/1997 6:22:00 PM - View this Thread

spaghetti & meatballs

Topic: Beliefs: Atheism: The Cool Trend for America's Poseurs
BastardoPosted: 11/3/1997 11:45:00 AM - View this Thread

>Most things are posited as existing because the positor sees a germ of proof somewhere, if only intuitively.

That sounds like evidence, or at least the idea of where to get some evidence.



Topic: Beliefs: Atheism: The Cool Trend for America's Poseurs
BastardoPosted: 11/2/1997 9:27:00 AM - View this Thread

No.

If something is posited as existing, but
there is no evidence that it exists and it is
not necessary for it to exist, it is unlikely that it does.

Topic: Sex: Lets Start a Word Association...
BastardoPosted: 11/2/1997 9:21:00 AM - View this Thread

Friction.

Topic: Current Topic: What makes people go crazy?
BastardoPosted: 11/1/1997 12:28:00 PM - View this Thread

"Sexual predator" is an idiotic term. Predators
play a necessary part in an ecosystem. Rapists are
more like vultures or jackals: scavengers. Perhaps
a virulent bacteria is an even better strategy: wasters.
To compare a healthy behavior (predation) with the act of
a mentally damaged person (rape with murder) is absurd.

Topic: Beliefs: Atheism: The Cool Trend for America's Poseurs
BastardoPosted: 11/1/1997 12:23:00 PM - View this Thread

Come on, NB, that was amazingly bad logic.
First, nobody ever posited ice cream as the cause of the universe.
Second, ice cream is something that can be rationally verified,
whereas an absentee deity can not.

If ice cream were something that nobody had ever seen and it were
not necessary for it to exist, it probably wouldn't.

Snore.

Topic: Sex: The plain truth: women suck.
BastardoPosted: 11/1/1997 12:11:00 PM - View this Thread

Scarbrow- this is not a big mystery you propose. A
woman wants a man who CAPABLE of being an asshole (i.e.,
one who is attractive, smart, rich, whatever enough to get
away with it) but who doesn't act like one toward HER.

Topic: Sex: does that make me gay?
BastardoPosted: 11/1/1997 12:07:00 PM - View this Thread

This is also the phase in which all the lizard's
cars get fixed. There is also a decline in the number
of lizard shoes purchased. :)

Topic: Abortion: 75% of all fetuses are naturally aborted anyway.
BastardoPosted: 10/30/1997 8:05:00 PM - View this Thread

"..whereas most fertilized eggs survive to reach the womb,
on average about 40 percent fail to implant and, of the remainder, about
60% die before the twelfth day of pregnancy. Even then, about 20% are miscarried
during the next three months... during the first few months, miscarriage is also more
likely if there is anything wrong with the baby, either genetically or developmentally..
..circumstances may be favorable when she ovulates but no longer so by the time the egg reaches her
womb. So she will ovulate, but avoid implantation. Or circumstances may..become unfavorable a month or so later.
So, having become pregnant, she miscarries."

Every sexually active woman, religious or not, has probably naturally aborted
several fetuses.

Splutter away about murder, kids. It is pointless. The real argument is this: who will
control reproduction- men or women?

Topic: Abortion: Federal Law Ignored?
BastardoPosted: 10/30/1997 7:55:00 PM - View this Thread

Please don't bandy Nietzsche's name about without learning a bit more.
He has already been slandered enough. He never said what you implied.

Beyond that, though, I thought your post was pretty funny.

Topic: Sex: Masterbation???
BastardoPosted: 10/30/1997 7:49:00 PM - View this Thread

Provo Cat-
Fresh and minty? Sweet and sticky usually works
better. I like to dip my whole package in a big (and I mean
BIG) jar of honey before I go out on a date.

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