ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS ANNOYING CUNT WHO DIDN'T KNOW HER ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND. WE WILL CALL HER "DIPSHIT".
ONE DAY, DIPSHIT DECIDES THAT IT'S OKAY TO HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN, AND SAID SO TO PEOPLE SHE JUST MET. THEY DIDN'T LIKE THIS AND TOLD HER SO. SHE THEN WENT INTO A FRENZY OF HURLING INSULTS, MAKING UP STATISTICS THAT DIDN'T EXIST, MAKING UP LIES ABOUT THE PEOPLE SHE HAD JUST MET WITHOUT HAVING ANYTHING TO BACK HER STORY UP, AND JUST PLAIN LOOKED LIKE A CRAZED CLONE OF SOMEONE THOSE PEOPLE ALREADY DIDN'T LIKE.
SHE WENT ON AND ON LIKE THIS UNTIL ONE DAY SHE SLID UNDER A GAS TRUCK AND TASTED HER OWN BLOOD. THE PEOPLE REJOICED AT HER TIMELY AND WELCOME DEATH- THEY ONLY WISHED IT HAD HAPPENED SOONER, AND MAYBE BY HER OWN HAND.